Is it Just Me or Do These Guys Look Like TSA Agents?

Model Americans arrested on Wednesday in Pakistan (left to right) Waqar Khan, Ramy Zamzam, Umer Farooq, Ahmed Abdullah Minni, and Aman Hassan Yemer.

In typical Liberal dumb-shit, pseudo-intellectual fashion, the New York Times ponders a question whose answer is glaringly obvious to anyone with a modicum of common sense:

“Could American Muslims in our wonderfully diverse society be potentially vulnerable to the appeals of Muslim extremists?”

While non-retarded persons reading this might be prone to laughing at the inane concept that Muslims in the US should be any different than those elsewhere (especially those of similar ethnic and sectarian origins); the idiot-savants at the Hysterical Gray Lady ponder this question – even today apparently – while American Muslims continue to defy statistical probabilities in their engagement with Islamic extremism (but please, let’s refrain from allowing overwhelming facts to lead us to any conclusions).

News Analysis – New Incidents Test Immunity to Terrorism on U.S. Soil – NYTimes.com.

In an effort to assist the thinking-impaired scribblers at the Times in overcoming their inability to apply concepts like “logic” or “statistics” I’ll take a moment to provide an executive summary, if you will, of the situation:

Importing a small army of third-worlders who embrace a religion that is fundamentally hostile to the dominant religion of the United States; refraining from forcing these urchins from assimilating to the Nation’s culture (would that this were even possible – or that America’s “culture” were something still definable and real); and then engaging in what can reasonably be described as all-out warfare against large elements of their religion in naked service of a THIRD, mutually-hostile religious group is not only a poor strategy for improving our multi-cultural paradise, but is probably guaranteed to produce precisely the results being observed today.

Tragically, laying it all out in a rather brief paragraph as above is probably going to be completely wasted on the Times scribblers, whose inability to draw glaringly obvious conclusions is only matched by their ability to write lengthy and pious articles which make their mental handicaps glaringly obvious (I’m sensing some irony here).

Setting criticism of the Times aside (something I do hesitantly, since it’s such a pleasant pastime); the uncanny resemblance of this motley band of renegades to the TSA agents one regularly encounters attending to our “security” in our nations’ airports is not really a joke. It’s one of the great ironies of our time (we get to enjoy so many ironies in our time – it’s one of the benefits of living in this degenerate age) that people like me (a descendant of a veteran of the Continental Army) are subjected to search and questioning by turbaned and towel-headed third-worlders who are probably orders of magnitude more likely to be a security risk to the country than the people they are scrutinizing.